Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentinder update.

Okay. So it's that gross holiday. And I didn't quite find myself a Valentine. I have like four newish Tinderbros who I've been talking to, and three of them sexted me today (my kind of romance). Two asked me to "hang out" tomorrow and one asked Sunday. I'll probably actually limit myself to only one this weekend. I def know which one is my top choice.
But still. It may have been nice to get drunk and hook up with some sexy man tonight. Instead I'm most likely just going to get drunk with my chocolates (from my mom ugh). 
It's all good though. I just avoided Facebook bc I have no need to see happy couples be all romantic and cutesy and shit. And I didn't go anywhere where I'd see too many obnoxious girls carrying roses or teddy bears or balloons (god what a fucking waste of money people spend on this day). And I'm actually excited about one of my tindermen. Hopefully we'll hang out tomorrow. I'll keep you bros and hoes posted. 
Happy vday. 
Go fuck someone hot. 
Or get drunk. 
Preferably both. 
Xo. 

8 comments:

  1. Great to see a girl who enjoys a good time, drinking with a timberbro and possibly casual sex instead of overexpensed flowers or teddy bears. Greetings from the paradise, Costa Rica

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  2. This girl is ridiculous. How are couples cutesy. Maybe they are more mature. Instead of banging every guy you see maybe you should try it

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  3. Sad that you didn't continue this. It was just getting interesting. :P

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  4. It's still ValenTINDER Day weekend! Submit your Craziest @Tinder story to win a $500 shopping spree!!

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  5. Hey! I never buy my girl flowers n all thaf crap. On V day we smoke weed and fuck all night. and yes we live together. Be single if u want, but dont harbore those Simlpe assumptions about couples lol

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  6. Uh oh. Someone can't get laid. Hahaha

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  7. you stopped blogging! Nevermind the trolls, I read all the posts and found it very interesting, as I'm sure others did. I know tinder has lost some steam in the past couple of years..

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