Awkward? Lie.

That awkward moment when..
You matched with some guy. You guys actually hang out, and he finds it legit weird that you guys met via some "dating app." He asks if you've ever met up with any other Tinder matches. You say, "I know, right! So weird. No, I've never met anyone, unless you count people I already somewhat knew and then just started messaging and decided to hang out!"
Yeah that's a big fucking lie!
You don't want this bro to think you're a ho.
That's what this blog is for though, to admit the things you'd get too harshly judged for if you said them in real life.
It would probably take some real hard thinking to figure out how many guys I actually have met via Tinder.
Maybe I'll try to remember some time when I'm really bored and have nothing else to do.

Auto-swipe-left based on pics alone.

These are just a very few reasons for an automatic left-swipe:

Unattractive 

Younger than me 

Too old (like 10+ yrs older than me)

Only has selfies (unless wayy hot)

Only has mirror selfies

Has any mirror selfie w flash 

Has any selfie with pouty face (guys, you complain about girls doing that duck face thing, tinder has taught me that guys definitely do it too)

Only has group pics, like I have time to be a detective to find ya?

Bad body

Bad face
Has a kid

Only has one pic 

Looks gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, just not exactly what I'm looking for via tinder)

Appears short

Uses super outdated pics 

Doesn't know how to crop a pic 

Has the same pic like three times 

Has dick pic 

Looks emo

Has selfie while driving and making sideways peace sign 

Ummmm I'm sure there are way more I'll think of later. But that's it for now. And those were only based on the pics, I'll get to the description section no-nos some other time. 

Kbye, hope you dream about tinder.