Friday, February 7, 2014

Ho like a bro.

I'm sort of wired like a guy I think. Here's sorta how I do:

I find someone sexy I want. 
I get him because I'm the little bitch who gets what she wants. 
I hookup with him. If he's good I'll want to again, but no strings attached and no commitment shit. If he's just whatever, I'll be over it and probably stop responding to his texts. 
Other reasons I might stop responding to his texts: if he... mentions something about a relationship, says anything about me being a girlfriend, wants to hold my hand in public, wants to hang out with me the day after we just hung out, texts first every time and responds within a minute every time, always says how "sweet" or "beautiful" I am (I prefer funny cute or sexy), texts or calls multiple times in a row and keeps asking why I'm not responding, cuddles, is annoying, asks anything about how I feel about him, texts using emojis or excessive exclamation points / question marks, wants me to meet his family, um I could go on and on but I'm getting bored and I think you get the picture by now. 

I'm also sure there are plenty more ways I could relate to most guys over girls when it comes to hooking up and sex and relationships. But I have to go get drunk now. 

Xo bitchez. 

7 comments:

  1. You go girl! Seriously if guys can have one-night stands girls can too! People need to stop calling it the walk of shame but instead the "I got laid last night what about you?" walk!

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    1. Again, you miss the mark. This isn't healthy in any regard. Not from men or women.. Don't high five peoples self destructive behaviors. You ass hat.

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    2. Lol. So very true. People have no morals or self reapect anymore. Sad

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  2. That's not being wired like a bro but it's called being wired like a douche bag. I mean if a guy likes you then what's wrong with that? That's how ppl show emotion.

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  3. That's not being wired like a bro but it's called being wired like a douche bag. I mean if a guy likes you then what's wrong with that? That's how ppl show emotion.

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  4. What medieval age are you from - girls and guys can both want to hook up, no strings attached, and many people of both sex do it. It's about personal choice, not gender. You're not exactly a special cookie, seems like you get your idea of the world from weepy rom-coms.

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  5. lol, you realize that's not dude behavior, right? Dudes clearly fall in love and form emotional attachments. You realize this because some made the mistake of doing it with you..
    You're not a "dude". You're a sociopath..
    seek help

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