Kids these days use Tinder.

Tinder is like the Match.com for the younger generation -- well I guess some older people might use it too… The hip and modern generation? Something like that. Like have you noticed how all the online dating websites feature grandparents and senior citizens in their commercials? I feel like they used to have hot young couples and that was the cool thing to do, meet someone online, how tech savvy and craaazay. No longer though. Now that shit is old news and for old out-of-touch-with-modernity people who haven't realized that now it's all about these apps. Like Tinder duh. An app where you can swipe yes or no based on looks alone, and maybe a few words to describe yourself. What more could you want! Maybe some alcohol. Imma go drink now. Drinking and Tindering is one of the most exciting and entertaining things to do, and if you haven't tried it, I strongly recommed that you do it now.

True Story.

I went to a bar with some friends. I was gettin my drank on. A guy - not particularly hot but not all that bad looking - came up to me and probably started hitting on me, whatev. 
I was bored. 
So I asked him if he Tindered. He said no. I said we couldn't be friends.
My friends assumed I was drunk and apologized to the bro and tried shutting me up. I was only fairly tipsy. I was just being honest. 
If you don't Tinder, I probably don't want to associate myself with you.
Okay well it's Wednesday night. Go Tinder, bitchez.

Tinder has only kind of taken over my life.

My friend said she thinks I have a Tinder problem. 

I realized that she's actually maybe probably right. 

So I've decided to work through my problem anonymously via the blogging world. 

Maybe I'll meet others who share this addiction. Maybe I won't - because I could be the only one still obsessed with or even using this app now.  

Maybe I'll make it through this struggle a better person, having learned some valuable life lessons and shit. Maybe I'll just get bored of blogging to potentially no one and I'll just go back to Tindering with sexy randos. 

Whatever. 

I'll probably post lots of random Tinder stories and experiences, not using anyone's real name or info. 

K welllll that's my little intro to this thang. 

I'm going to sleep now. 

Nighty night and sweet Tindering xo. 

Hey bitches.

I might be a little bit addicted to Tinder. So what?