This was basically our convo:
Hot British Actor (HBA): Hey how are you?
Me: Pretty good, how are you?
HBA: Good. What are you doing?
Me: Umm nothing exciting. I'm just laying on the couch in my sweats watching the Grammys and cuddling with my dog hah. What about you?
HBA: I'm really horny and am about to jack off.
Hey, whatever, at least we were both honest.
I gave him my phone number.