Sunday, January 26, 2014

Happening now..

Live update. A hot British actor just matched with me. He messaged me right away, which normally I'm not into, but I made an exception for a hot British actor.

This was basically our convo:
Hot British Actor (HBA): Hey how are you?
Me: Pretty good, how are you?
HBA: Good. What are you doing?
Me: Umm nothing exciting. I'm just laying on the couch in my sweats watching the Grammys and cuddling with my dog hah. What about you?
HBA: I'm really horny and am about to jack off. 

Hey, whatever, at least we were both honest. 

I gave him my phone number. 

1 comment:

  1. So what do you normally open with? Some guys are like if you say hey it's lame. Wtf else am I gonna I'm asking you as an experienced tinder sensei